So, iz you smert?   
Do you have two other smert friendz?
Do you wanna have some fun?
Do you wanna win some prizes and the title of, "Smertes Purson"?
Dues your parents have a house with a INGROUND pool, and, do you have a sense of humor?

Well then . . . you and your pals should compete in the:

What kinda smert?

To win the Smertes Peeple contest, you and your pals needz to know about:

- Where places is on our big blue marble
- Stuff about TV, movies and music since when they started to now
- How to spell wordz
- Types of aminimals
- Thingz about sports
- The private ruminations of Franz Kafka
- Merican and world history

Howz it work?

It'll be a North vs Sounth kinda competition:

TACOMA -
Wednesday, Sept 2 - 7:00 PM (location TBD)

REDMOND -
Wednesday, Sept 9 - 7:00 PM (location TBD

These first rounds will be in some dive bars or a Unitarian Church

Then the two TOP TEAMZ from Tacoma & Redmond will face off in

BELLEVUE -
On Wednesday, October 14 - 7:00 PM

. . . to see whoz will be the winners of the . . .